She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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