there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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