I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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