He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
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Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
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But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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