If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
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Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
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Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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