blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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