Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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