TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
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Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
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Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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