so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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