Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
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No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
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Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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