i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
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I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
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This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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