My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
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They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
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Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Bring me that man meat
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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