This girl is more easily done than said...
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
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Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
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I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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