Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
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mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
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I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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