Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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