What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I faked an abortion last night.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
My Sexting was not on an AP level
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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