Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
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Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
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I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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