Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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