I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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