how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
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