you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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