I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
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totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
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Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
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