I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
she told me i tasted like america
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well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
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I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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