All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
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How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
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All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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