Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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