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I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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