Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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