Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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