I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
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