shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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