I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
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She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Go christen that room with your naked body.
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Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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