i may or may not be watching the land before time
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
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I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
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They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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