I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
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I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
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You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
jump out the window naked night went bad
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