He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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