people are starting to question the shark bite story
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
