billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Did we literally take a cab across the street
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Randomize
