You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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