Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
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I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
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I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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