Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
