What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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