Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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