Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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