I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
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my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
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all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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