guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I need to calm my uterus...
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Randomize
