I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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