This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
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I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
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Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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