You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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