big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
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i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
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I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
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