I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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