god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
tell me about the fingering
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