ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
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For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
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I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
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