dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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