I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
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