Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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